It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
by Mister B. November 18, 2006
Sarah: I can't remember, but I think I lost my v-card to someone last night in Vegas...
Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.
Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.
by AddictedToGrunge July 7, 2009