Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'

Hold your fuckbucket!!!

by minimegmoan September 24, 2010

Holding up 3s

Secret way up saying you love your girlfriend and her smile

“I be holding up 3s all the time”

“Damm you must really love your girlfriend”

by Coex May 05, 2022

Holding a staff meeting

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

by Lennox81 September 09, 2011

hold my piece

To hold someone’s dick or fuck off

A: You have a really big attitude today
B: Hold my piece asshole

by Shameless_Douche November 30, 2017

bear holding a shark

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

by christofer1 April 04, 2014

johnny wilson hold

The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.

Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.

by Mount Willy December 11, 2016

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017