Hobo Slide

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).

Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!

by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006

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FB Hobo

A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.

Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.

Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?

Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.

by tr353r February 5, 2010

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Hobo-Trade

When a person (usually without income) trades an item of theirs for a different item that belongs to another person (regardless of whether they are there, or not, to agree with the trade.) It is not outright theft; rather an exchange of items, even if not verbally agreed to.

"I Hobo-Traded my backpack for his blanket while he was gone all week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

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