The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.
As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.
Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.
Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006
Get the Hobo Slidemug. A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
by tr353r February 5, 2010
Get the FB Hobomug. The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."
(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)
Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"
Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"
Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)
Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"
Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"
Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
Get the Hobo Shankmug. A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020
Get the Sexy Hobomug. The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.
by Richarazardd July 7, 2022
Get the Chilly Hobomug. When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.
"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"
by G. Error October 31, 2013
Get the hobo hotnessmug. Hobo lung is the unexplainable persistent cough one acquires from working in areas with large populations of homeless or from directly working with the homeless.
Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.
Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.
by Old Leather Hands April 18, 2019
Get the hobo lungmug.