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D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!
When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.
by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008
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hookers

females, often redneck, who need money for drugs and accordingly sleep with their cousins for money.
Did you see those cops bust that hooker the other night?
by IntelligentFemale August 7, 2003
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Honda Honker

Any Honda driver that excessively and needlessly honks their horn. Most often, they will honk their horn after losing a race or when they are forced to share the road with other drivers.
There is no solution to this problem, just let the Honda drivers get angry and laugh at their misfortune to drive such a poor vehicle.
eg. After Susan made a careful lane change she heard a toot from a Honda Honker that was dangerously speeding up to her back bumper.
by Honda Honker Hater April 21, 2009
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Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin
Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"
by The Noise Academy August 30, 2010
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009
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hooker

that hooker is you mom
by british kid September 19, 2003
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hooker's ashtray

(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."
by A M Cossaro September 8, 2007
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