helening

the act of slitting your wrists vertically, then getting somebody to put their dick into the wrist slit to fuck the slit until you bleed out.

Filchgod: I was helening with a fat jewish lady last night
Gurt: Yo

by zyn4skin June 14, 2025

Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

Helen

Stretched out

“Those shoes are too small for you! They won’t Helen “

by Ahhhghhh September 15, 2025

Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly

Dennis Helen Kellered me

by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

Hot dog Helen

A character from the book beat the band who was a social outcast

I don’t wanna be partnered up with hot dog helen

by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024