two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

Haneef

A fortnite boy who is short but extremly adorable. Trys to act like a cool boy, fails, but it one of the nicest boys you know.

Look at Haneef, talking about Fornite again trying to look cool.

by KazooBoi December 13, 2018

left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.

Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 3, 2010

hansel

A hansel is a term used for 'spy builds' where a kingdom consists of only spy builds with an exception of one or two attack buildings. This term is used in Kingdoms at War, a multi-platform browser game.

Nerd #1: zomg, some hansel totally stole a bunch of gold from me :(
Nerd #2: roflmao! he totally pwnd you!

by Vilendor March 29, 2012

Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned

I handed that bitch in street fighter!

by Da Tuma January 20, 2009

Halsey

a.) Proper Noun. A word commonly used as a name, more commonly as a last name. Some use the last name as a nickname for a person who actually does indeed have the last name Halsey.

b.) A name rich in history in the Navy and Historical community (especially WWII).

c.) A very smart person, or a very not-so-smart person.

d.) a hall monitor, commonly referred to as a rat, nerd, or a four-eyes.

e.) It is a little known fact that in Greek Mythology, a God by the name of Halsenthia (later shortened to Halsey) ruled very much of sex and human pleasure. This included all sex acts, especially related to advanced positions and orgasms.

"Hello there, Mr. Halsey, my name's Sandra; wanna come home with me and hit the sack?"

"Let's blow this next class off. We'll just have to sneak past a Halsey and then we can ditch school"

by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008