80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023

HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

Handsy

In the act of getting to second base

Friend 1: "My boyfriend has been getting a little handsy lately"

Friend 2: "I bet he wishes he was getting more headsy though"

by Amalia Lylian April 10, 2011

handball

(Gay) Another term for fisting

He's into some heavy duty shit, like scat and handball.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Handy Andy

when a girl give u a very rough hand job while you ride a horse or bull

that girl gave me a "handy andy" but it wasnt hard enough cuz my horse was bouncing to much

by muffhunter69USA October 2, 2011

Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009

air handy

Hand Job on a plane.

Todd got an air handy from Scott while on the flight from Philly to Orlando.

by jack mequik December 28, 2013