British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

garbage dumpster guard

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

Dilly dilly guardians

The act of being embarrassing beyond human recognition

Lad #56 : i will be 5 mins boyys

Ape #5578 : dilly dilly guardians

Lad# 56 : fuck off you dumb inbred moose

by Naughty Susan June 9, 2018

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021

Ancient Dark Guardians

PVE guild in SWTOR. Lead by Sid.
Great gang of people who love playing swtor, ops and enjoy time the spend together . We also have Monty!

Best Guild In the World ! Ancient Dark Guardians

by The Sid September 1, 2021

avant guard

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture

MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.

by No use for a name August 27, 2005