Guido

A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.

A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.

by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005

Guido

Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.

"That dude just stole my date!" "Well... he is a guido, how can you compete?"

by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010

guido

The hottest things ever to be on this earth!!! Slamming bodys and nice tans. How can anyone not like them they are so hot!!! All those guido haters are just jealous. Only italians can be guidos.

Look at how hot that guido is!!!

by Alyssa smith December 29, 2006

Guido Braid

Braid stemming from nape of the neck, curves around to front on top of shoulder, similar to rat tail.

That wetback's guido braid puts my salon styled hair to shame.

by cola101 March 5, 2009

Guido

The pool boy

Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!

by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010

Guido

Queers who give us real Italians a bad name. They spend an hour on their blowouts, get fake tans, and don't even speak a word of the Italian language.

"Look at that dark haired queer over there with his gay ass clothes and hair."
"What a Guido."

by Baddy boy November 10, 2011

Grimothy

A tiny black kitten that eats butter and begs for bacon

GRIMOTHY! STOP EATING BUTTER

by Buttereater13 July 9, 2019