guitar hero

A game series on ps2, xbox, and other marketing scheme video game consoles.

In this game, you have to play great guitar songs, covered by the game company, which completely butchers it.

A game for tambourine playing bitches, nerds, and 8 year olds, to make them feel better about themselves, although they do not know what music is.

Ex 1:

(Nerd goes to a local guitar center)

Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there??

Guitar Center Employee: The bass??

Nerd: No, the guitar.

Guitar Center Employee: I see you love Guitar hero, huh?

Ex 2:

(Nerd goes to a local guitar center)

Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there??

(Guitar Center Employee hands the nerd the guitar)

Nerd: ... Wheres the buttons??

(Guitar Center Employee shoots the Nerd)

by voorheez January 16, 2008

Guitar Hero Whore

Someone who, when asked for their favorite band, mentions pretty much only the bands from the guitar hero series. Usually done by people who aren't music savvy when attempting to sound cool.

Me: What are your favorite bands?
Some kid: Oh I love the Scorpions and Ozzy Osbourne and Kiss.
Me: Guitar Hero Whore.

by Mattsayshola April 10, 2009

Guitar

This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.

Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
Big group of girls. OMG ROFL HE IS SOOOO FUCKING SENSITIVE LOLZ LETS ADMIRE HIM!!!

by rottinghead June 20, 2009

Guitar Hero

A whoreish chick that plays the guitar on her vagina when fucked. Should also be called GH for short.

I banged Guitar Hero last night. GH is a freak!

Guitar Hero sucks at playing her own guitar! She got boo'd off the stage when I was fucking her.

While I was trying fuck Guitar Hero, she started playing Stairway to Heaven on her pussy.

by downtown dweller mofo September 22, 2010

Guitar Hero

A video game, originally published by RedOctane for Playstation 2, wherein a player uses a controller shaped like a Gibson SG as if it were a real-life, honest-to-God, swear-on-your-mother's-spatula guitar. Much like Dance Dance Revolution, coloured shapes fly atcha - you hold the corresponding coloured button down and strum. That's how complicated it is, really.
Evidently, there are guitar players who see this game as an abhorration of musical performance, as those who do not play guitar can now revel in the virtual panties thrown on their virtual stage. But there's nothing wrong with the game - there are those who play both Guitar Hero and a real guitar, with equal relish... tasty, tasty relish.
The choice is up to you... keep in mind that, however wonderful you and your friends may think you sound, the music industry isn't all that easy to be part of. And no way you can have a problem with playing 'Bark At The Moon' as the fuckin' Grim Ripper.

I am a Guitar Hero. Jimi Hendrix is a guitar hero. But if he could, you know he'd play this damn game.

by Underglow March 11, 2007

Guitar fag

A person who plays guitar all the time, and gets cocky about his great skills. They often make fun of others who, no matter how long they have been playing for or what genre they like to play. they also normally tend to think that their way of playing is the best.

Anthony is a guitar fag for thinking neoclassical is the best.

by Scene Hor June 10, 2008

guitar

1. A multiple-stringed instrument (usually 6,7, or 12 strings) that either uses a hollow wooden body to resonate sound waves or uses a solid wooden body in conjunction with electro-magnets.

2. A girl on 404 Error.

1. Jimi Hendrix is one of thebest guitarists of our time.

2. Guitar's boyfriend has an uncanny resemblance to Jesus.

by J. "Daniels" Langley December 21, 2003