grundlebuss

someone who has sex with a twinkie, and then squeezes the cream out using their legs.

I walked into my boss's office and saw him the riding the grundlebuss, upon him noticing me he squeezed his legs and deflated the twinkie in nervousness, i immediately left.

by chrisalyss September 6, 2009

Grunkle

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

grindlepop

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.

That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!

by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021

grundeler

someone who enjoys sniffing, licking, or biting a grundle patch, especially a sweaty one.

Cuffin: Did you see that grundeler? what a disgusting bastard.
Leonard: What a fucking shanker

by cuffin September 30, 2005

Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

by Betdog November 4, 2012

Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".

Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.

by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009

grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.

My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.

by MajStorm September 28, 2007