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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
mugGet the Grundle Secretionmug.

Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when you run your hand from your grundle to your balls then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did u hear about Jeff. Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
by Hdockboy May 30, 2023
mugGet the Grundle grandemug.

grundled

adjective used to describe a spooner that is doing homework or being lazy instead of going out
Samir and Matty are grundled up for the night.
by booya December 20, 2004
mugGet the grundledmug.

Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when on a hot moist day you run your hand from your grundle to your balls and then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did you hear about Jeff . Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
by Hdockboy May 30, 2023
mugGet the Grundle grandemug.

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