squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!

"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.

dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES

by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012

space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent.

T-minus those space grapes into a fat earthquake.

by Fingaz Da Husla July 21, 2013