Goofy Smokes

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

by smittydb April 28, 2006

Goofy Nigga

niggas who do goofy shit nd still think that they valid

that nigga really posted a video of him doin gay shit with another nigga on snap bruh thats a goofy nigga

by YBA4L November 7, 2020

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

gooey willy

when someone comes up to you when your sleeping wacks off and puts the cum in your ear.

when you were passed out last night he gave you a gooey willy

by xnotforeverx14 August 6, 2006

goodyears

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.

Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!

by P.J.H November 8, 2007

goobyshnoobywaawaa poopopooo

is FUNNY LOL? lol.

wow that's quite a goobyshnoobywaawaa poopopoooo! nice one!

by the waawaa man January 28, 2018