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Armchair General

an uncouth warmongering piece of shit who never served in the military, let alone during a war yet just 'knows' all the ins-and-outs of wars, internationally diplomacy, etc. They're usually boorish and offensive
1. Gerald didn't serve in Vietnam yet he carps about Gen. Westmoreland not being 'allowed to do the job', killing every 'squint-eye' out there and Jane Fonda. In a strange twist, he also carps about the Vietnam War being so wasteful and credits Richard Nixon for ending it when it truly ended during the Ford administration. IOW, he's an armchair general who needs to STFU.
2. When Desert Storm came on the TV and radio, broadcast 24/7, day and night LIVE, Desmond sat on his ass and watched the 'drama' on the TV, cheering, 'Yaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!! Kick some Ay-rab ass!!!!' like some juvenile sassybrat kid who took the 'Top Gun' movie way too seriously. He shot off his mouth the same way when the Panama War of 1989-1990 was aired on the media in a more 'normal' (not so dramatic) manner and he was that way with Somalia, Haiti, every war ever since. He too is an armchair general who needs to STFU.
3. Ted Turd Nugent and Kid Cock are armchair generals, cheerleaders who also need to STFU.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2022
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Generasian X

A member of wordGeneration X/word who is of Asian, especially Oriental ethnicity.
The low-budget film "Shopping For Fangs" hilariously chronicles the life experiences of "Generasian X" in a generic Southern California suburb.
by Anthony Brancato August 22, 2003
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General Patton

when jimmy didnt want to ride the rollercoaser we all General Pattoned his ass.
by abdgwenga July 22, 2010
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The General

A delicious drink that is made up of some Goldschlager and apple juice. tastes like a cinamon type awesomeness. will get u drunk quickly.
Sommer drank a couple The General's and ended up passin out and havin sex with Fink.
by EnjoyYurSpageti October 1, 2005
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Generalsmoker

A combination of Gen-san and Smoker-taichou from One Piece (or so i would like to believe)
General? Smoker? GenSmoke?
by nixie February 6, 2005
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general gerried

When you decide to rant on something that pisses you off, in general in an online video. Or you rant about it on social media; while properly citing your sources by the facts; ocassionally calling out other people's bullshit. All while increasing viewership and subscribers without breaking a sweat.
Did you see the video posted by Tasha K?

Man, she general gerried the hell out of that R Kelly interview and got tons of views and subscribers.
by FYWC April 11, 2019
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Big general

Most generals are named cameron meaning they are the boss of everything and anyone
salute to him katy he is the big general
by 556hit his head March 23, 2021
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