Gabe

One short ass nigga. Has the worlds smallest dick and likes being pinned by big sweaty niggas

Person: Damn, look at that elf over there.
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

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Gabe

Drug addict

Gabe is a drug addict

by Big Dad Duck July 29, 2021

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Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy

Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help

by yes, i am a bitch June 17, 2018

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Gabe

Gabe is probably the best friend i ever could have he os respectful and knows exactly what he wants all the time. He is the greatest overwatch player in the world😏 and no matter what you ask from him he will give it to you. He is tough and doesn't give a crap about what happens in life he just moves on. He gives great advice and is very honest and fair to you. If you are lucky enough to meet one you will see how amazing he is. He is liked by all of his friends and is known as a great guy all around and when it comes to a girl he likes he almost always gets the girl in the end-this is coming from someone who has been a gabe's best friend for almost 3 years until now

No homo tho Gabe😂

by Oh my gosh Josh June 27, 2019

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