vulcan death grip

Two fingers inserted into a womans vagina and two fingers in the anus resembling the Vulcan live long and prosper hand sign. A modification of the infamous "The Shocker". Two in the pink n two more in the stink.

He threw the Vulcan Death Grip on that nasty ass bitch.

by Wally666 March 24, 2008

Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

by Caradoc March 9, 2011

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 June 1, 2012

Get a grip

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

Holy get a grip

by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020

Bowling Ball Grip

When you grab a girls ass but instead of cuping the cheek you slide your fingers in her crack like your grabing a bowling ball.

Whilst CJ was skeemin' on cheeks he bowling ball griped that girl. I'm pretty sure she's never coming back here again.

by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009

gangster grip

a glock or pistol or handheld firearm of some variety used to fuck someone up really bad.

Gangster-Gimme the weed

PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.

Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?

PaperBoy-umm. here take it.

by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009

Big Mac Grip

When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip

"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"

james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."

by Jamie White September 5, 2008