Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.

Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...

by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019

Grandma cheese tits

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

Grandma Sister

The most disgusting thing people in Alabama can do, when your grandma is also your sister

man i got with grandma sister the other day, i love her old pussy

by alabamainsest August 2, 2020

Grandma

A nice woman who deserves lots of love, and is the mother of your father/mother.

Hi! my grandma made some hot food!

by uiopuiopuiuiopiui August 19, 2020

Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

Grandma’sBasket

The Absolute Loosest of Buttholes, acting as a “Catch All” for everything filthy.

Gertrude absolutely loved having Seventeen Inches of Polish Sausage stuffed into Grandma’sBasket.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Grandma

She makes cookies

Duh

Grandma make me cookies this instant or I’ll snap your neck like I did with grandpa.

by LolFerrari September 27, 2020