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Gabe

gets friendzoned by every nigga at school.
plays video games to much
sucks at mortal kombat 11
if you see gabe say get ova there
by gaughen May 10, 2019
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Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!
by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021
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Gabe

Such a gabe
by Asbcf February 16, 2022
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Gabe

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 2, 2019
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe gray

The dopest man on earth. All women love him and he is so strong and pretty. He is so sexy and has an 12 inch penis
by anonymous March 17, 2024
mugGet the Gabe graymug.

Gabe

Gabe
by PBUTPOO May 21, 2020
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Gabe

Short and hot tempered guy that usually gets made fun of for his chode.
See that guys with a short and fat penis.. that's for sure a gabe
by 6969686968 August 15, 2017
mugGet the Gabemug.

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