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Future Soap Bar

A not-very-nice way to call your Jewish friend. It’s a reference to Holocaust, since Jewish people were made into soap during WWII.
Oh hey, future soap bar! How are you enjoying Poland?
by Your favourite Jew July 23, 2023
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Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
by Farmer funny November 9, 2021
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Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price
“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”
by Llllashehw April 1, 2021
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futurism

The concept that all systems today- our entire political and economic understanding of the world, were developed in the past and conceived upon notions that do not mesh well with modern automation and tech advances.

To apply solutions now we need to envision what our future should hold and the trajectory in which we are headed to avoid ethical concerns like engrained generational discrimination and bias that we have since evolved past-

Futurism is the concept that we have ascended beyond people laboring their entire lives to meet their own "five simple needs”

Anytime we are left in need it leads to isolation and desperation.

Futurism is recognition that we live in a world of abundance where any obstacle or challenge can be overcome with thoughtful innovation rather than force and punishment.

In futurism all true knowledge is good knowledge because it will benefit someone somewhere-

There are no hierarchies in this structure, there is only union through collaboration not division through competition.

All competition is simply a game we play with others to further motivate and drive innovation. It is play that drives discovery and growth and expansion of knowledge. Understanding = connection and it is this collective connection that is so powerful to heal all inequity. We never required pain to learn- we can build a gentle world.
I don't subscribe to capitalism, socialism, or communism- I'm a futurist. Besides futurism nothing really accounts for the level of technological advancement we expect to see moving forward so how could any other system properly prepare us?
by sbvsblw October 4, 2022
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made of future

Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.
Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
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No future

No future.
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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