Fucktastic 

When a situation is so fucked that it is the absolute opposite of fantastic.

I lost my job today, this is just Fucktastic!

I got crabs from my hooker last week. Fucktastic!

This entire post is just Fucktastic

Fucktastic by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Fucktard 

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Justin Beiber, and Miley Cyrus are all perfect Fucktards

"Donald Trump is such a Fucktard"

Fucktard by DragonTamer666 July 30, 2016

Fucktard 

A combination of fucking and retarded; ergo, fucktard.

John: Nick is a fucktard.
Johnny: Yeah, he keeps banging my mom!

Fucktard by TheDarKnight57 June 17, 2016

Fucktard 

Being a retard n fucked up

A guy doing stupid activities. Being extra unsafe.. Boy u see that fucktard

Fucktard by QUEENBEE1977 October 28, 2017

Fucktard 

A word combination of retard and fuck, normally used to describe someone mentally retarded and fucking stupid.

Person 1: HAHAHAH PEPE GO PEE
Person 2: Man, what a fucktard.

Fucktard by A nerd stick May 17, 2020

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle 

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

fucktard 

someone who is a fucking retard.

damnit, georgebush is a fucktard.

fucktard by the secret indictor. September 6, 2003