free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

free walling

Verb
Girls not wearing any underwear; "free balling" for the opposite sex.

"It's so hot, I'm think gonna be free walling it today."

by MusicMaker21 June 23, 2014

Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.

My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.

by Jester Clown January 23, 2020

Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.

My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!

by Kerb November 30, 2004

free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms

i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.

by ilstu May 20, 2007

free republic

Every conservative's favorite porn site.

I caught Jeff beating off to Free Republic

by Squid Wrangler March 27, 2005

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011