Holy-Fred

A nigga who always appreciate two dicks at the same time, and never let you down if you need a hand(job) or two.

john: Holy-Fred need a hand

william: me too!
Holy-Fred: i got two hands innit

by SuCk My DiCk StOoOoPiD May 21, 2019

fred ove

Caring and my father

Fred Ove is a nice person.

by D’s out for harambe August 26, 2019

Fred

Generally hated by every Living and non living thing in 1googol miles radius.

You’re such a Fred

by Dustyboi#1 September 5, 2019

Fred

Fred is so cool he rocks all his haircuts he got them branded clothes he loves food and is so swag

Fred is so cool

I know right

by James tulisi January 9, 2018

DROP DEAD FRED

When you break up with a guy that really did you wrong and you want nothing more to do with him.

She told that creep to "Drop Dead Fred" so it's over for sure.

by Red Hot with anger October 7, 2017

rachael and fred

Rachael and Fred are the most amazing couple. They love each other very much and will be together for the rest of their lives.

Rachael and Fred are such a good couple

Can we be like Rachael and Fred

by RFred October 29, 2017

fred

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.

Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that

by salad bar ho April 1, 2017