An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.
Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.
by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014
Get the Fountain of memug. Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
Get the human fountainmug. A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018
Get the Fountain Mountainmug. Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
Get the Rose Valley Fountainmug. *vanny music*
G: What was that?
F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.
G: What was that?
F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.
by MrKristijan January 23, 2022
Get the fountainmug. The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.
“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”
by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023
Get the Cherub Fountainmug. by JamaicanBever May 15, 2016
Get the spaghetti fountainmug.