love fountain

when a man and woman, ideally a couple, pee at the same time in the same toliet. the woman spreads her legs and the man pees in the gap.

"My wife and I both really had to pee so we just made a love fountain"

by potatosareno1 April 7, 2023

Turkish Fountain

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025

Chocolate fountain

When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.

My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Leaky fountain

When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can

Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure

by Weapons grade: AUTISM May 2, 2022

Fountain Demar

The Montjuich Fountains or The Magic Fountain

Fountain Demar can grant any wishes, however bizarre.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019