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flower fucker

Extreme enviromentalist using violence and disorderly conduct to save a plant.
Dude, somebody ought to shoot that damn flower fucker out of my tree!
by Journey March 28, 2005
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Flower Rape

1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)

2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"

2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)

"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
by Pessi-O December 12, 2004
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Flower Plower

Whether you're plowing a woman's snatch, ass or mouth; the cock IS the plower. The woman is simply the flower.
FLOWER PLOWER:
Woman: So Nico, what hole will you be plowing tonight?
Nico: Your flower.
Woman: What?
Woman: Ooooo! You dirty bastard!
by Nick Arevalo May 2, 2009
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Prison Flower

The object of desire in most prisons, a.k.a an asshole. Also applicable in non-punitive system communication.
Exp 1. Big Mike waited till the guards left, then he wrecked my prison flower.

Exp 2. She's a total milf, I would eat her prison flower anyday!
by CMFR January 10, 2011
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Ball Flower

When you cut a hole in the bottom of a paper plate or doily and put your balls through the hole, creating the image of a flower that will be entertaining for all party guests.
Did you see Wes pull off the Ball Flower at the party last night?

Yeah, all the girls were laughing at the small size of his balls. No wonder he needs so much chloroform.
by W K Enterprises January 15, 2011
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Ramona Flowers'd

When an individual claims to have moved from a past relationship but in fact goes back to their ex, leaving their current partner lost and confused. Eventually leading their ex-current partner to fight for their affection in some way or form.
Guy: Wait, did Max and Cindy break up?
Girl: he totally got Ramona Flowers'd
Guy: So he's still fighting for her?

Girl: Yea.
by GxKaijin May 28, 2014
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Dirty Florrie

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's tits and licks her tits as well.

Another definition- when a man takes control of a sex life and owns the woman as a toy.
1- You used a dirty florrie on Trisha? Oh you're good at this stuff.
2- Aiden used a dirty florrie on Amelia since she looked sexy (good looking) and was extremely delicate.
by Fontsforfacts May 7, 2020
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