Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.

Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."

by brande brady May 20, 2016

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

floppy corn

When your corn chips are soaked in cheese

I just ate floppy corn

by THEOYO January 4, 2020

floppy toppy

you suck a dick for 8 hours with out nutting and win you nut, nut in the ass

can you floppy toppy with me

by Floppa_pyro December 19, 2025

floppy frisbee

When you're limp as shit but she still wants to bang

She tried giving me a floppy frisbee last night, but I said Dick that

by TyMatt September 15, 2018

Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021