feltch whore

1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.

1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.

by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007

feltcher

When becky sucks the cum out of someones ass whole, or when someone sucks it out of hers

they feltched all night, becky is definately a feltcher, "He'll feltch your ass man"

by crazy February 5, 2004

Fletcher

Noun; one homosexual man that intakes his own semen through a straw out of another homosexual man's anus, after sexual intercourse.

The man was a fletcher.
cum fletch anus fore play

by A man who never cried... wolf. September 22, 2010

fetching

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.

Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.

by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009

Fletcher's Fry Sauce

When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.

Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!

by Brain Anderson January 31, 2008