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Fake Flakey

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
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Maricon Flake means gay,fag,froot loop etc.
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yo mama flakes

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A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina
person 1: "Your a stupid assmunch"

person 2: "Yo mama flakes!"
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flakes

An abbreviation for Franklin Lakes, a very wealthy town in northern New Jersey.
Lets go to Flakes and steal a range rover.
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Vote Flake

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You voted against Trump because you're a Vote Flake!
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Flake

An self-consciously pretentious, "arty", often new-agey, socially akward type; commonly said with "Arts" (an arts-flake)
Beetljuice: "Delia, you are a flake, you have always been a flake. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture."

Heathers: (Veronica's Dad, pointing at the TV): "Hey, isn't she that flake we met at the school fair or something?" (talking about the new-agey, overly dramatic English teacher/morale builder)
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flakester

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

She is a flakester because her awesomeness rubs off on people.
by Sabrina the beautiful July 25, 2007
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