finger tips

a form of greeting or agreement or congratulations in which one person wiggles their fingertips onto another person finger tips similar to a high five or any other form of hand on hand communication.

"gimmie finger tips on that home boy."

by Elizabeth Melton October 28, 2008

fat finger

verb, the act of performing a typo. Often used when referring to password typos. See Fat Finger Disease

"I thought the server was down, but I just fat fingered my password."

"You didn't get my email? I must have fat fingered the address."

by Lord Andre March 31, 2005

Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"

by rperazag May 31, 2010

Stinky Finger

After you've finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later

I tried to bang her, but all I got was some stinky finger.

by pelissero April 22, 2003

FingerBlast

To rapidly manipulate a vagina or asshole with one's finger.

I fingerblasted the shit out of this chick's moist pussy last night, dude

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

the finger

the middle finger gesture started as far back as the middle ages. It was because archers (if I spelt it wrong big fucking deal) when captured got their middle fingers cut off. So enemy soilders walking by would give them this gesture showing they still had theirs. The middle finger was used for accuracy in shooting one.

that blut gave me the finger

by sj cowboy January 16, 2009

pull my finger

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.

Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*

by Bamboomy May 28, 2010