Fred-Sexual

When an individual or group(s) sexual orientation is directed towards a fred of any manner.

Isaac is 21% straight and 79% Fred-Sexual

by yrmama2 November 26, 2021

Fred Gregory

A Fred Gregory is a sex thing. Both partners lay in bed fully clothed. One partner stands on the bed and reads recipe books aloud for 17 minutes. On the 18th minute, the other partner shits in his or her pants, completing the Fred Gregory.

How was last night?
It was amazing. We did a Fred Gregory. Ruined her pants, but I have a great new recipe for smoked ribs.

by Jim booboo September 4, 2020

Fred

A word among cyclist. A Fred is a cyclist who looks doorky. Loose clothes, steel frame, shimano sora, dork disc may be included

Look at that fred down the road

by Bandy bandy November 12, 2020

Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"

youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!

by Just show Proof March 31, 2024

Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

Fred

Fred got shingles when he was 15.

GP: You have shingles

Fred: What's shingles? Will make a good instagram story one day though!

GP: What's instagram? Will make a good shingles story right now though!

by GenGordon85 November 22, 2021

Fred

A hoe that go to James Clemens High School in Madison, Alabama. He ain’t even all that cute but somehow He talks to every girl in the 256 and will act like he not playin you but really is

Friend: “Who that dude over there”

Me: “Oh that’s that hoe Fred”

by 30glockupinhispants June 25, 2020