Fountain fairy

Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.

Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!

by iluvkim March 11, 2010

Fountain of Dreams

A good ass song

lets go play melee and play on the fountain of dreams stage

by Slapp July 24, 2021

fountain fishing

to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.

We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.

by izzy825 July 19, 2011

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde March 12, 2008

human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 26, 2022

human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.

John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.

by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 09, 2013

Leaky fountain

When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can

Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure

by Weapons grade: AUTISM May 02, 2022