five - o

A generalization of the name of the Honolulu Police (as in the old TV program "Hawaii 5-0") to refer to any police agency or generic cop(s).

Douse that doob, man, the five - o is on our ass!

by LYQUOR July 19, 2007

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

by jedarus May 19, 2009

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

five knuckle chuckle

a slang term used for male masturbation.

"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

FIVE STAR BITCH

WELL ACCORDING TO YO GOTTI, A FIVE STAR BITCH IS A GIRL WHOS FINE AND SEXY AS HELL, COOK, CLEAN AND GOT HER PRIORITY'S STRAIGHT. AND SHE ALSO DOES ANY AND EVERYTHING IN BED, AND SHE GOOD AT IT. FROM GIVIN HEAD,THE 69, AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK!!!!

AY G, U SEE THAT GIRL OVA THERE, I HEARD SHE A FIVE STAR BITCH, SHE GIVE HEAD AND EVERYTHING.

by B_JIZZLE FO SHIZZLE October 29, 2009

five-point-slow

Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.

I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.

by the8217 May 28, 2008