meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler April 29, 2014

Booty Fiddle

A Booty Fiddle is when a man places his penis between the butt-cheeks of a woman, resting it above the hole, in which he can play it like a fiddle.

Damn. Me and my babe did the booty fiddle aaaallll niiight loong...That ho!

by Unctious August 19, 2004

Fideous

Fideous:Fucking Hideous, a train wreck of hideousness

That out fit she is wearing is fucking hideous, it's FIDEOUS!

by Steven Cincotta December 11, 2006

fiddes

Fiddes comes from the Latin fiddious witch means women pleaser because any one with the name Fiddes has an big penis and is an expert in the art of sex ;)

John Fiddes is a nice person

by Little Johnson May 23, 2014

Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK December 15, 2015

anus fiddler

one who fiddles with anuses, creating a musical toot.

Im an anus fiddler, may i fiddle with your anus?

by MacW October 24, 2003

fidel castro

loser,nobody,the bottom of the scum barrel.

he's a real fidel castro motherfucker!

by dslman22 November 4, 2003