expert

/x, spurt/
"X" in math is an unknown and in plumbing "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"!

by francme March 29, 2020

Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

Experimate

When 2 or more people engage in sexual activities due to their curiosity of trying new things, usually takes place in college.

Girl 1: I wish I could spice up my life.
Girl 2: Why don't you try to experimate?!?!

by NAAGP December 1, 2009

sofa experience

the phrase describing the cooperative or competitive atmosphere when gaming in the living room with friends or family.

I just went to Chris' house and had a bit of sofa experience.. 8hours of "gears".. -_-

by Sacha Gauthier April 22, 2008

Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

social experiment

Having sex with a girl that you normally wouldn't. This happens as a result of either massive amounts of alcohol or because you haven't been laid in a long, long time.

Mark - "Dude, so what happened last night?"

Casey - "I porked some rhino I met at the bar, I can't believe I did that..."

Mark - "It's alright, we'll call it a 'social experiment'. Everyone gets one."

Casey- "I think I'm going to puke."

by Mark O October 8, 2007

experate

When your parents are wrong about a word not being real!

"Experate is not a Word!"

by The Unknown Name November 3, 2011