Excelpanular

A word you’d give out when thinking of a word that legit makes no sense. Like seriously, there’s no definition at all. It’s just made up gibberish. also…

Some Humans Only Read Terrible Things When On Weekends. Really, Everyone Feels Entitled Regardless Enough, Nowadays Can’t Enjoy.

A: Hey, name a long, gibberish word that makes no sense!
B: Excelpanular?
A: Haha, you’re so funny! What does that even mean!!

by Nobodythatyouknowlol April 28, 2025

Expalanchious

Something explained to such an extraordinary degree, invoking the audience to collectively experience an immense rush of endorphins, enough to kill a horse.

OR

A mind-altering phenomenon that could be comparable to a psychedelic experience.

Wow! Mr. Wetzel was expalanchious in today's class.

by fartymcfartface22 April 30, 2025

Excel

The application software by Microsoft that has a unique position in eSports as the only non-gaming software that plays a competitive role in eSports.

When the tournament organizers pulled out their Excel sheets for stats analysis, I knew we were in for a real eSports tournament.

by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025

Excelliarmus

When someone with some proficiency with Microsoft Excel (usually medium to high) creates a formatting or automation feature to the delight of a basic level user with little understanding of MS Excel tools

"Hi Paul, i thought all of the row was supposed to go green when i put yes in this column?"

~Paul adds some basic conditional formatting~

"Try again now Admore"

~Admore tries again with Success!~

Both together "Excelliarmus"!

by ChieftonicSupersonic January 13, 2026

The Expecters

The car behind you. When driving, someone is usually behind you. If they expect you to get out of the way for them, they are Expecters. They expect to get to the destination with no barriers. Expecters are also BMW driver, ambulences, police, fire briagade and old people. See example below.

The Expecters were behind me yesterday when i was rollin in my benzo - they had tier sirens on as well.

Those damn Expecters crashed into my car!

by Telstar5 May 24, 2006