the bane of my existence

when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.

that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.

by morganosaur March 24, 2012

im just existing

An idiot on TikTok who 100% did not write this for shits and giggles

Some rando: did you see the user im just existing ’s cosplay videos?
Some other rando: no, they sound like a nerd

by Bluesclues July 12, 2021

Eish

A short nickname for the noun Ayesha.

"Wass up, Eish?"
"Hey, there is Eish!"
"Eish woz ere 2006"

by Miss_A April 30, 2006

Point of Existance

This is how kids with down syndrom spell 'Point of Existence'.

t3h_nUb - "Li3k Z0mg Point oF ExisTANCE hes been relesd!"

by Desert Combat May 21, 2006

Elishot

Leet breed of the genus, "Chicks with Dicks" or, Chickmadickus. The rare Chickmadickus elishot, only found in large parts of SwiftIRC.

00:46:59 <Elishot> i have a penis

by HankTheSpank February 23, 2008

epishit

1 . A combination of the words 'epic' and 'shit, usually to describe something awesome.

2. A an abnormally large faeces.

(1). Guy 1: Hey man, did you check out those Slipknot tracks i sent you last night?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that was some epishit right there!

(2) Guy 1: MUMMM?! Can you get the toilet brush, iv done an epishit and it wont flush!

by Warplock July 6, 2009

Existentially

A word used typically by vegans who think they are better than you to explain why they don't eat meat and why it's ok.

Existentially, I don't eat meat because animals have a lot of feelings, and I feel their voices should be heard.

by Prof. Linguist April 5, 2010