English Summer Rain

1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face

2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face

3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face

4. Cum

Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain

by dahdragonslayaa August 23, 2009

English Lit

A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.

henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.

by eviiil1 September 19, 2007

English Teacher

Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.

That English Teacher is going to ruin Philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.

by europopian September 1, 2009

English Country Bumpkin

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.

See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!

by WillyLily December 23, 2011

English frog eyes

When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.

Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.

by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017

English Teacher

The person I’m getting hard at right now.

Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.

by Jerking off 24/7 April 25, 2022

english ivy

Some gay weed i am forced to pull over the summer. It = bihtc and i hate it.

I have to pull sataic english ivy weed over the summer
or
I smoke engilsh weed over summer

monkies = attack world with english squirrel ivy

by Johnny McFadden May 24, 2006