petroleum engineering

A highly overpaid major typically chosen by douchebags who have already decided how they will spend their massive paycheck. Most of which drop out once they realize the complexity of the major. Those who complete four years of a mix between mechanical engineering, physics and geology rightfully earn the $110k starting salary.

Hey look at chad over there!

What? You mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?

Did you hear he's majoring in petroleum engineering?

Look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to Colorado School of Mines.

Hah I give him 9 weeks before he drops

by MacandoMcFly October 23, 2013

Flight Engineer

A third cockpit crew member who has to babysit pilots in planes that do not carry enough automation to allow them to read the newspaper during the entire route of flight.

A simple way to know whether a particular duty is the responsibility of the pilots or the flight engineer is to ask whether it is fun or causes one to receive glory or recognition. If the answer is 'no', then it's the flight engineer's job.

by Yackoff Smearnoff October 10, 2003

Engineerical

Desription of a person who applies mathematical and scientific solutions to fix a problem.

I can not fix that machine. I am not engineerical.

by Billie Jo Brown August 10, 2008

engineer gaming

A person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures who likes the action or practice of playing video games.

engineer gaming, engineer gaming

by Discryeet October 7, 2020

Thomas the Tank Engine

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"

"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"

by NA874W December 9, 2008

search engine optomization

If you are putting links within search engines,that goes by reviews of blogs or internet posts;if its the case that when you click the link in google ectera,that afther you click the link then it goes to the post or blog ect.(this meaning that you can read the blog that was posted,or the info post,without clicking another link afther the link in the search engine,
before you review the post.This will not count reviews of how many peopled viewed the post threw where ever the main link was at when the post was posted.Even though they have services in general that moniter serch engine links;by google ect.
like atwatch.com and internet seer monitoring.com.....

search engine optomization
this is an actual list of regardless devon victorys post review [e-mail] by main links with out counting the reviews by search engine links..

talk show------------reviews
Jerry Springer 67
american idol 36
jay leno 64
david letterman 64
conan obrian 62
jimmel kimmel 60
craig ferguson 61
the view 83
ellen 74
tyra banks 75
martha stewert 65
keith ablow 64
oprah winfrey 85
phill mcgee 45
carson daly 65
jon stewrt 48
megan molly 69
rosie o donnel 55
dr laura 46
tv talk shows 45
today show 59
early show 60

The average years it takes estimated on all post posted @ tv talk show .com to get too 2000 reviews is about one year or one year in a halph...these reviews i have just showed you are reviews of about three months...

by regardless devon victory June 30, 2008

Encendre

Encendre's are rare amazing people, they have many ticks, but always put their friends before all else, if you have the luck to meet an Encendre in your lifetime, you can be sure she's going to stay in your mind until the day you die, she's going to be there when you need her as long as you're there for her, although Encendre's are a hard type of person to keep track of, and lots of times they will get into drugs, if you meet an Encendre you need to keep a good eye on her, Encendres are also really outgoing and colorful, like their name they are all different like each fire.

Encendre is the french word for fire, or to ignite.

1- "Who was that girl?"
2- "Oh her, she's Encendre"
1- "Wow..."
2- "I know right?"

by Chibi_Hex August 25, 2010