Elijah

Elijah sucks fat cock, is gay , and is a male prostitute. He gets a fat boner when he looks at guys and fucks homeless guys.

Person 1: Elijah is a fag.
Person 2: The rainbow represents him.
Elijah: DAMN RIGHT

by Jake Rio Hernandez November 15, 2019

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A “Jewish” bastard who is not smart and thinks he’s the best person in the world and thinks he controls you and never stops talking

Man Elijah is is such an idiot he never shuts up

by The wheels on the bus November 21, 2019

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𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙟𝙖𝙝(how people describe him):Fat;Nice;Not dirty minded unless you are;The best roaster you will ever meet

Elijah is that fat dude over there!

Elijah roasted (insert a person’s name) earlier and they got in a fight

Elijah is the NICEST,he let me sit with them at lunch today

by •••666••• November 22, 2019

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He gets friendzoned before asking a girl out

U didn’t even asked before u got friend zoned lol stupid Elijah

by Hshdjenne December 8, 2019

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good at cuddling. has the best doggo ever named lachie. if you have him as your boyfriend you're extremely lucky. always smells good. v hot and looks like a fuckboy but definitely isnt ;) very easy to fall in love with but is a tough egg to crack at times. good eyes even tho he says they r ugly.

i love lachie more than elijah

by lachiethegroodle December 23, 2019

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Elijah is a boy that is not that appealing to the eye at first. But once you get to hear his personality you instantly fall in love. Then he starts becoming hotter and hotter. he’s kinds and cares about other. He is known to be super funny and says a lot of sex jokes.

person 1: ew Elijah is so ugly haha
elijah: hi
person 1: omg fuck be please

by ImAHoeee June 8, 2019

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