Elephant in a Dryer 

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

Elephant in a Dryer by ShartyPants July 3, 2015

elephant pain 

To inflict a beating on someone that leaves a scar. A pain that they won't forget in a hurry. As in Elephants never forget

He Dissed my Bitch so I give this fool some elephant pain

elephant pain by The Tw1ns March 16, 2016

elephant syndrome

When bigger, larger people are afraid of smaller more agile people, despite having superior strength. Just as elephants are known to be afraid of mice and men.

Jeff: Dude, Lil Tony said he was afraid to fight Big Sam tomorrow, after lunch.
Allen: I wouldn't be, man, everyone knows Big Sam has a serious case of 'Elephant Syndrome'!

elephant syndrome by Jeff Steinburg April 26, 2016

elephant lamb 

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

elephant lamb by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

elephant dumptruck shit ton by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

elephant packer 

Elephant packer is the action if the male during sexual activity. Only after the male cums inside the woman and continue his actions has completed the Elephant packer

Johnny is am Elephant packer! He wouldn't stop!

elephant packer by Elephant packer June 30, 2016

Elephant Rolls 

When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.

"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."

Elephant Rolls by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016