"Look at those Emo Fags over there, Johhny!", Johhny's Mother said.
Johhny replies, "Eww! Mother, Why are there such people on Earth?"
"Because America sucks ass and no one has common sense or a sense of humor anymore and people fuck their cousins." Replies Johhny's Mother.
"OH! Now I understand!", Says Johhny.
"No Johhny, no one understands... No one.", Johhny's Mother explains.
Johhny replies, "Eww! Mother, Why are there such people on Earth?"
"Because America sucks ass and no one has common sense or a sense of humor anymore and people fuck their cousins." Replies Johhny's Mother.
"OH! Now I understand!", Says Johhny.
"No Johhny, no one understands... No one.", Johhny's Mother explains.
by VoorheesBoy April 6, 2007
Get the Emomug. an emo kid.
apathetic and melodramatic.
usually has black hair with a very emo side fringe.
black kohl rimmed eyes.
Emo is used to describe very emotional kids. They tend to cry a lot, and fall in love easily.
Sounds of emo originiated from punk, except the lyrics are emotional, and tend to dwell on feelings and relationships.
They wear band t-shirt, tight black drainpies, have studded belts, pearl necklaces and go to afflecks palace
They tend to slit their wrists.
apathetic and melodramatic.
usually has black hair with a very emo side fringe.
black kohl rimmed eyes.
Emo is used to describe very emotional kids. They tend to cry a lot, and fall in love easily.
Sounds of emo originiated from punk, except the lyrics are emotional, and tend to dwell on feelings and relationships.
They wear band t-shirt, tight black drainpies, have studded belts, pearl necklaces and go to afflecks palace
They tend to slit their wrists.
An emoo kid, no conforming as can be.
I can't get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing.
I stole my sisters mascara now im grounded for a week.
I can't get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing.
I stole my sisters mascara now im grounded for a week.
by Helena xxx July 22, 2008
Get the emomug. Emo is a subdivision of Goth, (which itself is a subdivision of Punk) and can usually be seen wearing tight clothing, itchy wool scarves (no matter how hot it is) black-and-white striped sweaters and hair that covers 3/5 of the face. There are four main categories of emo:
Emo Emo
These kids are the classic stereotype. Usually listens to (or writes) crappy music and writes even crappier poetry (these songs are usually about getting dumped, death or something else melancholy). Practices self-mutilation (the cutting of oneself) and is dismal as hell. The best way to deal with these emos is to either get them professional help or get them some sort of anti-depressant
Soap Opera Emo
Emos that over react to everything. they don't get happy, they get estatic. they dont get sad, they get suicidal. In short, these emos are huge drama king, (or as they put it "Extreamly Emotional") and are okay people but can get realy anoying.
Happy Emo
An Emo who likes to listen to emo music and dresses like an emo but doesn’t cut himself or cry about everything. They are perfectly happy human beings like you or me but still enjoy MCR, Fallout boy and other emo CDs of the sort.
Fakemo
Even other emos can’t tolerate these fucktards. They do everything an Emo does but have no real problems whatsoever. They simply do all this to A) Be accepted by other emos (why they’d want to, I can’t imagine why) B) To get negative attention or C) to scare the crap out of their parents.
The way to recognize them from real Emo wackjobs is that they usually get in your face more that real emos and try to bring themselves to cutting themselves, but never can. The best way to deal with them is to give them the silent treatment and avoid them to resist the temptation to give them the beatings they so richly deserve.
Emo-In-Denial
An emo who considers him self a Goth. He usually beats on and makes fun of other emos even though there is virtually no difference between them and the other categories.
Emo Emo
These kids are the classic stereotype. Usually listens to (or writes) crappy music and writes even crappier poetry (these songs are usually about getting dumped, death or something else melancholy). Practices self-mutilation (the cutting of oneself) and is dismal as hell. The best way to deal with these emos is to either get them professional help or get them some sort of anti-depressant
Soap Opera Emo
Emos that over react to everything. they don't get happy, they get estatic. they dont get sad, they get suicidal. In short, these emos are huge drama king, (or as they put it "Extreamly Emotional") and are okay people but can get realy anoying.
Happy Emo
An Emo who likes to listen to emo music and dresses like an emo but doesn’t cut himself or cry about everything. They are perfectly happy human beings like you or me but still enjoy MCR, Fallout boy and other emo CDs of the sort.
Fakemo
Even other emos can’t tolerate these fucktards. They do everything an Emo does but have no real problems whatsoever. They simply do all this to A) Be accepted by other emos (why they’d want to, I can’t imagine why) B) To get negative attention or C) to scare the crap out of their parents.
The way to recognize them from real Emo wackjobs is that they usually get in your face more that real emos and try to bring themselves to cutting themselves, but never can. The best way to deal with them is to give them the silent treatment and avoid them to resist the temptation to give them the beatings they so richly deserve.
Emo-In-Denial
An emo who considers him self a Goth. He usually beats on and makes fun of other emos even though there is virtually no difference between them and the other categories.
Emo Emo: My life sucks (sob), I hate you (sob), I hate myself, I hate my parents (sob) and I hate everything in this world! AHHHHHH (stabs self to death)
Soap Opera Emo: I got tickets to see Green Day! this is the best day of my life, I couldn't imagine being happier. wait, I have to take my little brother. NOOOOOO!!!! (cries). I think (sob) I'll go (sob) kill myself
Happy Emo: I got tickets to see Green Day, this is gona be awsome! Wait, I have to take my brother? Damn.
Fakemo: I'm goint to cut myself with this knife realy soon! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it. Damn, I still cant do it. Okay, on the count of three, i'll drive this god damn Xacto into my wrist. Here it goes, One, two, THREE! Now I'm gona do it! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...
Emo-In-Denial: God I hate emos, I hate MCR, fallout Boy and all that shit poetry they write. They'll never understand true artists, like green day and my awsome poetry about death
Emo: uhhhhhh... whats the differnce?
EID: Shut the fuck up you emo fag
Soap Opera Emo: I got tickets to see Green Day! this is the best day of my life, I couldn't imagine being happier. wait, I have to take my little brother. NOOOOOO!!!! (cries). I think (sob) I'll go (sob) kill myself
Happy Emo: I got tickets to see Green Day, this is gona be awsome! Wait, I have to take my brother? Damn.
Fakemo: I'm goint to cut myself with this knife realy soon! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it. Damn, I still cant do it. Okay, on the count of three, i'll drive this god damn Xacto into my wrist. Here it goes, One, two, THREE! Now I'm gona do it! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...
Emo-In-Denial: God I hate emos, I hate MCR, fallout Boy and all that shit poetry they write. They'll never understand true artists, like green day and my awsome poetry about death
Emo: uhhhhhh... whats the differnce?
EID: Shut the fuck up you emo fag
by Kalkazar December 2, 2007
Get the Emomug. An emo is someone with unstable/hightened emotions. Most people joke about emos saying that they have nothing to to be sad about, that they have perfect lives or that they cut but the truth is to be emo you don't have to cut. Lots of emos really do have crappy lives and lots of emos think that cutting is a waste of time as it creates more problems than it solves.
Emos are also focus lots on music such as Black Veil Brides/Escape The Fate which are often classed as emo. Their meaningful lyrics and heavy music being too heavy for mainstream music such as Madonna or Usher. The lyrics to emo songs are often confessional e.g. the Escape the Fate song The Day I Left The Womb about Ronnie Radke the lead singers mother who abandoned his family.
Emos also have a very specific style including skinny jeans for both males and females, band hoodies and band t-shirts which display the names of various 'emo' or 'screamo' bands such as BFMV, Buckcherry or BMTH. They often wear black sneakers and hate being seen minus their IPod.
Emos are subject to abuse most of the time due to their differences although these are what makes us great. Emos often have facial piercings. They are often associated with tattoos as well, the more sterotypical emo tattoos are 'depressing' sayings, chest tattoos such as hearts with wings and star designs
Despite this though emos are just average people with a different outlook on life than most people. They love, they laugh, they hurt.
Emos are also focus lots on music such as Black Veil Brides/Escape The Fate which are often classed as emo. Their meaningful lyrics and heavy music being too heavy for mainstream music such as Madonna or Usher. The lyrics to emo songs are often confessional e.g. the Escape the Fate song The Day I Left The Womb about Ronnie Radke the lead singers mother who abandoned his family.
Emos also have a very specific style including skinny jeans for both males and females, band hoodies and band t-shirts which display the names of various 'emo' or 'screamo' bands such as BFMV, Buckcherry or BMTH. They often wear black sneakers and hate being seen minus their IPod.
Emos are subject to abuse most of the time due to their differences although these are what makes us great. Emos often have facial piercings. They are often associated with tattoos as well, the more sterotypical emo tattoos are 'depressing' sayings, chest tattoos such as hearts with wings and star designs
Despite this though emos are just average people with a different outlook on life than most people. They love, they laugh, they hurt.
Jock: Look at that emo girl and guy, are they going to cry and cut themselves together?
Random Girl: Up the shut fuck! They're people too and they just have lots of emotions!
Random Girl: Up the shut fuck! They're people too and they just have lots of emotions!
by Ellie Ecectrocute July 18, 2012
Get the Emomug. Originating from the DC Hardcore scene as well as the midwest, emo was a form of hardcore that has now been turned into pussy kids screaming and whining about girls.
Scouted out by Rites of Spring and Embrace, which now have to be resorted to being called hardcore bands due to taboo, the emocore music was filled with angst and frustration expressed with more creativity than the then-dying hardcore movement. Sadly, "emo" kids, bands and fans are now nothing more than a pathetic offshoot of the 90's faux goth movement with gender confusion and resorting to whiney music for their outlets of "sadness".
It's been said the term emo has roots to the NO WAVE scene of NYC.
Some emocore fans carried on to like early "indie" bands like Cap'n Jazz, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, early Jimmy Eat World, Braid, and Mineral- all ranging in musical style and subject matter. Now days the only thing close to emo is skramz and the "emo powerviolence" likings of the United Nations (band/supergroup). Originally, emo (emocore, emotional hardcore) was very anti-fashion, as opposed to the bastardized verzion of the 2000s decade. Any hardcore listener circa 1980s who was into bands like Embrace would have kicked all of your pansy asses for calling them emo then, so why do you think they'd like being called what you've fucking turned it into now. i've got a better term for you: SHIT
CAUTION, IN CLICKING THE EMOCORE LINK, YOU WILL FIND A DIPSHIT WHO (the first definition) LISTED A BUNCH OF THE 'EMO' BANDS I AM REFERRING TO AS EMOCORE BANDS, WHO ARE IN FACT JUST THE OPPOSITE; PUSSY BANDS OR HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EMO! SEE THE THIRD DEFINITION OF EMOCORE, WITH JOSHUA FIT FOR BATTLE REFERENCED!
Scouted out by Rites of Spring and Embrace, which now have to be resorted to being called hardcore bands due to taboo, the emocore music was filled with angst and frustration expressed with more creativity than the then-dying hardcore movement. Sadly, "emo" kids, bands and fans are now nothing more than a pathetic offshoot of the 90's faux goth movement with gender confusion and resorting to whiney music for their outlets of "sadness".
It's been said the term emo has roots to the NO WAVE scene of NYC.
Some emocore fans carried on to like early "indie" bands like Cap'n Jazz, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, early Jimmy Eat World, Braid, and Mineral- all ranging in musical style and subject matter. Now days the only thing close to emo is skramz and the "emo powerviolence" likings of the United Nations (band/supergroup). Originally, emo (emocore, emotional hardcore) was very anti-fashion, as opposed to the bastardized verzion of the 2000s decade. Any hardcore listener circa 1980s who was into bands like Embrace would have kicked all of your pansy asses for calling them emo then, so why do you think they'd like being called what you've fucking turned it into now. i've got a better term for you: SHIT
CAUTION, IN CLICKING THE EMOCORE LINK, YOU WILL FIND A DIPSHIT WHO (the first definition) LISTED A BUNCH OF THE 'EMO' BANDS I AM REFERRING TO AS EMOCORE BANDS, WHO ARE IN FACT JUST THE OPPOSITE; PUSSY BANDS OR HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EMO! SEE THE THIRD DEFINITION OF EMOCORE, WITH JOSHUA FIT FOR BATTLE REFERENCED!
self-proclaimed-emo-kid: dude did you get the new Taking Back Sunday album?
me: fuck no you piece of shit. what the fuck do you think i am?
me: fuck no you piece of shit. what the fuck do you think i am?
by bearsxbears April 28, 2009
Get the emomug. A bunch of pussy boys who think their life sucks when in actuality its better then most. They like to look up things on the emo corner and take quizzes on how emo they are, and when you try and tell them that you have it allot worse, they basically annoy the hell out of you about how much better your life is until you punch them and give them something to really cry about.
Girl 1: "Brandon is so annoying"
Girl 2: "What did Emo boy do now?"
Girl 1: " He was looking up how emo he was all day in computer class"
Girl 2: "God what fucking retard!"
Girl 2: "What did Emo boy do now?"
Girl 1: " He was looking up how emo he was all day in computer class"
Girl 2: "God what fucking retard!"
by Jenovara March 27, 2009
Get the Emomug. 1.Some one who Likes shitty music like, my chemicle Romance, The Used, Fallout Boy, a7x, All American Rejects, AFI and shitty whiney music that sounds exactly like everything else listed above.
2.A Homosexual boy or girl. Usualy most are androgynous thus making the true sex undefinable.
3. Some one who whines and makes shallow cuts on there wrists for attention.
Then afterwards writes a shitload of dumb horrible poetry then writes a suicide note in the form of an away message in hopes some will have pitty on them, when in fact, no one gives a shit.
4. Someone with hair so bad they make A Flock of Seagulls look highly fasionable. Emo guys usualy wear skin tight girl pants, studded belt and a band shirt that is 3 sizes too small. Emo girls have short hair dyed in ghastly colors and look like either a emo boy or a dike.
Both always wear gay ass looking black box framed glasses even tho there eyes are fine.
2.A Homosexual boy or girl. Usualy most are androgynous thus making the true sex undefinable.
3. Some one who whines and makes shallow cuts on there wrists for attention.
Then afterwards writes a shitload of dumb horrible poetry then writes a suicide note in the form of an away message in hopes some will have pitty on them, when in fact, no one gives a shit.
4. Someone with hair so bad they make A Flock of Seagulls look highly fasionable. Emo guys usualy wear skin tight girl pants, studded belt and a band shirt that is 3 sizes too small. Emo girls have short hair dyed in ghastly colors and look like either a emo boy or a dike.
Both always wear gay ass looking black box framed glasses even tho there eyes are fine.
Craig listens to crappy whiney ass music and cuts for attention, he must be emo.
The Emo kid had extreamly bad hair.
The Emo kid had extreamly bad hair.
by Nathan Carrier November 6, 2008
Get the emomug.