Dylan

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"

Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"

by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.

We don't judge Dylan for being gay.

by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019

Dylan

A chode havin ass nigga

“Yo, I didnt know you were a Dylan lmao”

by Nightwater4729 March 6, 2020

Dylan

Dylan Is A Absolute Faggot who is shy and insecure about himself

Dave: Who's That over there
Mark: Don't worry about him that's Dylan he's Insecure and lonely

by Richard_47 May 2, 2020

Dylan

Has freckles, brown hair, loves mustang's, has 2 dogs, almost 6 feet tall, ladies man, average dick, born in september, and loves chinese food.

Dylan is perfect,... for dogs.

by DylanWilliams69420 September 11, 2020

Dylan

Sex master , very good doing sex , and AWESOME!!

Want to do the dylan in your bed??

by Okay man111 October 4, 2020

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016