Definitions by Uniwaffle

Dylan 

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"

Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"

Dylan by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019

Finn 

A short fortnite-wanking cunt with no friends.

"Oh that finn guy is wanking to brite bomber"

Finn by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019

Seth 

The biggest cunt in the world, has more plastic in his hair than in the Ocean.

He's also ginger and midget

"Seth.... what a Ginger pubed cunt"

Seth by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019