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egotistical douchebag

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard
by psychotic doll October 26, 2013
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douchebag

Did you see Glenn Beck on Fox news? What a fuckin douchebag!
by Glen Beck is a douchebag August 28, 2010
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douchebagery

When one person says he likes someone so he can get some from her for that night.
Trevin comited douchebagery last night again
by josh54457 May 19, 2006
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Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009
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Douchebag

Kayne West is a douchebag
President Obama called Kanye West a douchebag
by Saharalea March 20, 2010
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Douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool. (someone cool is just cool, they don't have to try) Also known as the pretty-boy poser. He's that guy or that group of guys who all look the same because they follow the latest trend. They appear almost metrosexual but aren't. The only sense of style they have is from what they see in magazines or what they see everyone else wear. They will let on that they were the ones who came up with that style first.
Kevin Federline is a douchebag.
Jason is a real douchebag.
by FaZiLLaH June 11, 2006
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douchebag

Someone who posts on an internet message board about how awesome they are and puts everyone else down, and then turns out to be a smacktard with a unibrow who isn't half as cool as he thinks he is.
Man, that crazy homy talks so much crap... he's such a douchebag!
by SD Revenge January 5, 2011
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