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Destruction

Destruction = Ash /Asher /Ass /River /little pickle / Smash. If you know anyone or you have any of these names / nicknames, you're obliged to describe yourself of destruction
"Hey, *any of thoses names*, hru."

"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"

"WHAT"

"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also

"Hey, hows it going."

"I have a bald spot."

"Bro, what."

"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"
by smashlovesscream January 22, 2024
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Destructionship

The relationship that blossoms from squad mates blowing shit up together.
destructionship brings us together!
by FPSgamingFTW February 1, 2024
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Distinctions

Are fun and we care a lot about them, class! There is a distinction between THINKING and SAYING and DOING. There is a difference between THOUGHT and TALK and ACTION.
Hym "Just like there's a DISTINCTION between DEFENDING and ATTACKING. Right? DISTINCTIONS are important. So I want you to THINK about a guy, ok? This guy has a teenage girl pageant, right? And he's GRABBIN THEM BY THE PUSSY... Now I didn't know it was a TEENAGE GIRL PAGEANT EXPLICITLY that they were talking about so I DEFENDED that guy. Now I want you to THINK about what your would do to a guy who grabs underage girls by the pussy. Let's make it a multiple choice question! Since it's a class:"
What would you do for a guy who grabs teenage girls by the pussy (specifically at a teenage miss America pageant)? Is it:
A. Lie for him
B. Die for him
C. Kill for him
D. Stab him (like a Tonberry)
E. Sacrifice your kids
F. Work for him
G. Allow him to pass judgment completely arbitrarily

Hym "Well? Do you have a guess? Well I want you to THINK about that one real hard and then DO just whatever you feel like doing because I'm not the boss of you and have no authority!"
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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dihstruction

total and utter annihilation of the sphincter by means of the insertion of a foreign object.
"MOM!! JERRY JUST CAUSED TOTAL DIHSTRUCTION ON MY CHOCOLATE LOG CHOMPER!!"
by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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Dubious Distinction

The phenomenon of watching an actor in a film or TV show on your television and then randomly clicking over to another channel and seeing them in a different film or TV show airing at the same time (the frequency of the phenomenon has increased with the advent of 1000's of cable channels.)
"Dan...HBO is showing Highlander and USA Networks is showing Fortress!...Christopher Lambert Dubious Distinction!!!"
by Archbishop Squeech November 1, 2011
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Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
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crass destruction

A mass destruction, but done by a car accident, such as crashing into a wall and breaking it, a large car accident with many vehicles involved, etc.
My mom is a genius and created a crass destruction in the parking garage.
by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
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