Mentally Disorganised

When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense

John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna

Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT

by nadiiYA. April 5, 2009

cellular disorder

The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.

Get off the road bitch. You shouldn't be driving if you have a cellular disorder.

by Claude ReManes April 27, 2011

top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011

Alexia Disorder

Amazing.Loving.Exciting.Xany.Intelligent.Adventurous, or also commonly called Alexia disorder is one of the rarest disorders on this planet. There are only few people known with this disorder. That makes them one of the most unique people on this earth.
People with this disorder are often described as selfless, and outgoing. Take it from me thy put up with all of peoples bullshit but at the end of the day people with this disorder always come back forgiving and giving second chances. People with this disorder always put people before themselves no matter how much it will hurt them. That must be why everyone loves people with this disorder. As stated from an anonymous person, “I’m very happy I got to meet someone with this disorder! They were always there for me when I needed them they’re just an overall amazing person” (Anonymous).

That chic with the alexia disorder is fine I’d hit her up any day.

by Gameplay June 13, 2021

Ded disorder

Dick
Eating

Disorder

“Yo bro why u talking about your shoes like that.”said makhi “idk they suffer from ded disorder.” said jams

by Makhi aka draco November 18, 2021

hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008

Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.

He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.

by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010