Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

Disasterbation

When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.

After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.

by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021

Disaster Bi

look up Everett Gray from XOXO Droplets.

JB: Everett is such a disaster bi

by moreori May 3, 2021

Disastergame

A video game so unfair and difficult that it's fun

I was playing rimworld last night, its a disastergame

by Disasterman June 3, 2021

Disaster

A word which sebee uses

Sebee: disaster

by Efrgah July 10, 2021

Disastersaures

A combination of a type of dinosaur and a disaster, with prehistoric magnitude.

Did you see that disastersaures on the news? Neither did I.

by Patrick the Starfish001 July 25, 2021

Disaster Gate

Disaster gate is a collective that fucking flopped

T: Damn bro where’s Disaster Gate?

S: Idk man but they flopped

by anonymous November 21, 2021