Desert Lips

Very dry vagina lips.

"God that bitch I boned last night had massive desert lips!"

by EmperorX November 11, 2012

Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.

Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"

by Blasfemy March 18, 2024

Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023