When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.
Friend 1:
"I think he will be faithful this time."
Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."
"I think he will be faithful this time."
Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."
by Karen Drummey December 6, 2009
Get the deja screw mug.The taste you get in your mouth of your last meal promptly after you burp. Usually occurs after consuming something along the lines of hot wings or spaghetti.
I had terrible Deja Food after I tore up a couple dozen wings and kept choking on the taste of them for hours after when i'd burp.
by PackW0man June 6, 2012
Get the Deja Food mug.When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.
Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
by Dasterdly Drunk June 26, 2012
Get the Deja Poo mug.Also known as Déjà Fuck, from French, literally "already fucked", is the phenomenon of having the strong sensation that an person or their genitalia currently being experienced has been experienced in the past.
Hooked up with that bouncer guy again last night, total Déjà Dick.
cant go to that bar anymore, its full of Déjà Dick.
cant go to that bar anymore, its full of Déjà Dick.
by theladypaige September 7, 2012
Get the Déjà Dick mug.Joe - "I was just in the bathroom and when I got up I had a deja doo-doo feeling"
Ryan - "Good memories I hope."
Ryan - "Good memories I hope."
by clean_beans October 9, 2014
Get the deja doo-doo mug.When you spot a previous one night stand whilst going about your usual business. A reminder of what a harlot you have been.
"Oh my god, I just experienced 'déjà ho' when I was shopping for bread and milk in the supermarket."
by mr_a_l_y September 19, 2015
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